Splat Backinoff

Splat Backinoff is Princess Bizqueen Thermador’s royal protector. He materializes when the Princess is being hit on by men, triggered by cat calls such as, “Hey, Baby!” All men are attracted to the Princess, so this is a common occurrence. Splat has one mission… “To Morph and Protect”. 

By command, he magically transforms the men who are accosting the Princess. The transformations, called “a splat”, turns men into other worldly creatures. Afterwards, he dematerializes. Splat is unemotional and keeps to his cause of keeping the Princess safe from unwanted advances. Bill wants to be liked by Splat, Splat could care less. Splat has royal duties to fulfill and he does not fail.